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An American Haunting – Remember Blair Witch? Yeah, me neither. Even if Carrie is in this, something tells me that there isn’t any hot teen boobs showering in the 1800s, so by way of the that description, no Lou.
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8 Drinks to Enjoy
Hoot – Again, without the “ers“, there’s just something missing from this title, hence Lou will be missing from this film. See a trend?
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9 Drinks to Enjoy
Mission: Impossible III – Wow. So, again, here we are with this, the inevitable end to the last 9 months of media circus/farce/closetcase/relationship/pregnancy that has led us to the actual film itself. And here I stand, a complete JJA devotee, (Did I mention how awesome it was to see them kill Ana and Libby last night?), stuck without knowing what to do. Like a wolf across the speeding highway from a field full of lambs or better yet a dyslexic (Is that spelled right? Is it ironic if it isn’t?) Varsity QB at the door of a sorority house that can only be opened with the alarm code ACDB.. I stand here wanting to see this P.O.S. bitch-ass Cruise in his probably decent movie. Well, I have only one thing to say.. monkey monkey monkey monkey.
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6 Drinks to Enjoy