11:35 AM – Why E3 Lazlo? Well I am a bit of a gamer (I like to smoke pot and play madden) and I work for a company that turns comic books into movies (I get to beat up nerds and take their lunch money) so I got sent here to scout the booth chicks… uh I mean projects.
Let the gaymes begin…
11:41 AM – Security just confiscated a book. Only here and at the CrackHouse can you get made fun of for reading.
11:47 AM – People are lined up to get their picture taken with a Playstation 3.
11:52 AM – And you will know my name is the lord….I found the 97 Madden. High def yo. [Ed.Note: I'm sure he meant 2007, but hey 97 MADDEN wasn't too bad and it wouldn't surprise me if Laz found the only retro Sega Genesis booth or something.]
12:08 PM – Well I just played MADDEN and broke up with my girlfriend. I have a new love. First play was a 30 TD from Roethlisberger to Heath Miller. Rex would be proud. Seriously, I want this game and a pound of coke delivered to my house STAT.

12:18 PM – Just saw a booth chick with the words gamespot on her ass. Yes in deedy.
12:26 pm – THEY HAVE MARGARITAS! It is now offically a SIGD party.
It feels so good on my lips.
12:59 PM – Lost the last hour playing golf on the new nokia NGAGE. It is basically a cooler smaller version of the sidekick. With kick ass games that ate all linked on the same network.
1:44 PM – Played GHOST RIDER, Nic Cage is pretty bad ass with a flaming head. Also played my first stinker. The game HAZE sucked so bad it made me ashamed to have waited a half an hour to play it. If you like this game, you should just kill yourself.
2:01 PM – I am current watching Tony Hawk skate vert in support of his PROJECT 8 game. If he hits a 900 I am going to rush the stage. The mother fucker is 40 and he is making the kids look like shit. Seriously, it is like watching Jordan shoot hoops with 2nd graders.
Amazing, simply amazing.
2:14PM – Just saw a trailer for all of the EA games. The last of the bunch was called 2142. It is like HALO on crack. Looks f’n cool.
2:26PM – I should take a minute to talk about Wii. It sounds like new gay bar in WeHo, but it is actually the name of the new Nintendo console. Worst name in the history of man does not do it justice. Fuck Nintendo of the slanty asses.
4:24 PM – Ok this is all the SIGD lawyers will let me say about what just happened: If E3 did not want Lazlo to get in a fight at the XMEN 3 game, they should not have a beer tent. And if I see that fucker from Activision on the street, he is a dead man.
Well, I no longer have an E3 badge, so I guess this is it. Went rather well I would say.