
I said bring me Vito’s head you dumb fuck
Posted by: Lazlo
Archive for May 2006
Caption This!
Memorial Day Hangover: Justus’ Videos Of The Day
I’m still recovering from a whirlwind weekend and am just not in the mood to attempt creativity. But, you’re in luck. Apparently Justus got into the speed today because he’s sending in videos like old ladies sending in donations to Jerry Falwell. So, I’m going to just drop a bunch on you all at once then try and figure out how I can escape work before 6. Enjoy..
-Lou
Now That’s So Romantic..
[Thanks, JuStUs]
King Of Beers Refuses Tara?

Poor Tara can’t even get into a Budweiser party at Cannes? That’s too bad. That begs the question though to what kind of beer would have her? Oh, wait.. Found the list RIGHT HERE.
[Pic from ONTD via SocialiteLife]
Justus’ Video Of The Day: F Unicorns
[Language NSFW, but it's Friday so fuck it. Turn it up and get down with the Unicornification.]
LouVision: Lazlo’s New Shot

Let’s just analyze the photo for a minute:
Jager shot. Redbull with Vicodin. Drop Jager in, and then attempt to drink all and swallow pill at same time. We did a few of these last Sunday. Call it Sopranos prep.
Besides the beautiful framing by yours truly, (modest much?), you’ve got the Netflix envelopes and all the way down there on the bottom right, yes ladies, that’s Lazlo’s grungy ass flip flop inserted toe for all your fetish viewing pleasure. Email Lazlo@sorryigotdrunk.com for more pics. Perverts.
Hurley For Men
This is actually something I wanted to mention about when I was at Kimmel on Tuesday, but I figured someone would YouTube it for me.. And wouldn’t you know it, Justus sends it in.
Jorge is the bomb. That’s all that can be said about that.