Quick Recap on Weekend:
- Feeling better. Drugs apparently are working. Not that I doubted them. Drugs have always been pretty reliable for me.
- Drank a Hurricane on Saturday.
- Went to Tijuana with Laz, Rex & Bill. (More about that later). May change Bill’s name to Dewey.
- Went to Robot Chicken’s Season Two Premiere Party last night. See: Mila Kunis’ Ass below.
-Mila Kunis kissed me on cheek and we took a pic together, but cell phone fucked me again. (Need Treo ASAP).
- Blacked out sometime around 10:30. Woke up today sans alarm and thought it was Sunday.
- It wasn’t.
- Still drunk. Took cameraphone pic of license plate while drunk driving to work. I realize you can’t read it, but it says LABREWN. Thought it was not only booze-related, but timely since I think UCLA’s hockey team or something is doing well.

- Called Laz during staff meeting to tell him I was still drunk.
- Drunk at work. Oh yeah.
- Fading Fast…