Sorry, but this is funny. I don’t care who you are.
[WWTDD]

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that Sunday is the “official” One Year Anniversary of SorryIGotDrunk.com. But, just like everything else in my past, the actual date is a bit blurry. Yes, there is a post that day and even a few in the following weeks, but they were done mainly so I could figure out this whole Interwebs blogging thingy. Nothing original was written for a few weeks while we all paced back and forth deleting potential posts, worried about the enevitable backlash from the hundreds of thousands of readers we imagined would stumble across the site. Oh, the naiveté. Well, to all of those who have been there to support, link, contribute or otherwise champion this little drunk site, I send my thanks to you. So, with that said, Happy Birthday SIGD, kind of.
Jesus. I can’t even commit to a date with my website. Ha.
Now I’m off to get drunk.. You should too. After you check out the newest little bitch in the family, Celebutaint, natch.
As Always,
Mahalo,
Lou

And people say that Yahoo Search isn’t as accurate as Google. Haters.
- Give that man a medal.
- SorryIGotDrunk would call for a boycott of Penguin books… if only we had learned to read.
- What do you get when you drunkenly slide over a table into a beeramid? Answer: Here
Sorry,
I fail drunks around the world for not being on top of this story. I will punish myself by drinking Heineken all weekend. Please forgive.
So, some smart ass bitch has been getting all sauced up and roaming the sidelines for the feared Stanford Cardinal. Not the bird CARDINALS the color CARDINAL. I fucking hate book smart rich fucks.
The funny thing is, this apparently was not the first time she got all fucked up and put a tree costume on. This apparently was the last straw after a couple of incidents involving booze and costumes. Sounds like a Tuesday at the SIGD Crack house. Oh yeah this bitch floats.
This is Lazlo saying… I miss college.
