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Sup Kids, Laz Here…
So my company is sending my warm weather loving ass to Park City UT because I have fooled them into thinking that I am a Hollywood big shot and not the fucked up drunk that I truly am. So I have packed my suitcase full of bottles of hooch and I am catching the first Delta piece of shit flying contraption and heading North to Hollywood Mormon country. Think of the potential. I may get myself married several times. I may beat me up some gays.* I may get into a drunken brawl with members of the Youth Nazi Society aka CAA agents. I make steal a car and take off Bandit style and take out Harvey Weinstein and wake up in prison with many wives. Whatever happens, there is one thing I know… I will be Drunk. Very Very Drunk.
Stay Tuned…
* This comment was made, not as a reflection of the way that Lazlo feels about homosexuals, but as a reflection of current news events that have shown that some people from this mountainous region have the wrong attitude towards those of the same sex ilk that is less than honorable. Me.. I love the gays. Can’t get enough of them. They make me laugh. Hell, if it wasn’t for the fact that nothing about man ass turns me on, I would totally be gay.