Last year on 4/20 I did a little thing where I changed the site for the day and dedicated it to my fellow stoner brothers and sisters, what was then about 3 or 4 people. Now for some reason, virtually every day I get these wonderful comments on that, now nine month old post. Well, here’s my favorite post of the day…
weed is the best shit that was ever found
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Also, here’s a thumbnail of a screenshot from back then:
I feel bad about not mentioning Laz’s birthday yesterday. And by “feel bad” I mean I have a pretty nice hangover from the ridiculousness of last night. The night began at the Rainbow Bar & Grill, which if your not familiar, is a great Italian restaurant on Sunset that used to be the home for post parties from Led Zeppelin to Motley Crue because it’s right next to The Roxy and The Whisky A Go Go. It’s run by these wonderful two goombas from Chicago, Mike and Tony and I consider it a second home. It’s a must visit if your ever out in L.A. So, where was I? Oh yeah, about 8 or so of us guys are there eating, drinking and just basically being loud obnoxious fools. I decided that I would try to have a rainbow of drinks in honor of our choice of establishment. My drinks there went as follows:
Jack and Coke – Whiskey
Long Island Iced Tea – Vodka, Tequila, Rum, Gin, Triple Sec
White Russian – Vodka
Margarita – Tequila
There were these two beer girls walking around promoting some pilsner that’s name now escapes me. What does not however escape me is the name of one of the girls, Lisa, a cute little Asian girl that upon further inspection revealed that she used to be a dancer. (A strange coincidence of what would later come of this evening). I did my best, but to no avail, to get her to join the group once her job was complete. Oh well, I hate pilsner anyhow.
Tara decided to give someone something besides a bone.
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Annapolis – Isn’t Tyrese in this? Shouldn’t that be enough reason to not see it? Can I do an entire review with only questions? I think I can. Fuck.
9 Drinks to Enjoy
Big Momma’s House 2 – Martin Lawrence is half legend/half fuckball, ya know? On one hand, you gotta respect the fact that this man got all fucked up on crack and went running down the street with a gun. You just have to. But on the other hand, well, there’s Big Momma’s House 2 isn’t there?
7 Drinks to Enjoy
Nanny McPhee – Any movie with nanny in the title that doesn’t also include “Putting it in the,” “Backdoor,” or “Naughty” doesn’t get my business. That’s just one of the rules I live by and that’s that.
7 Drinks to Enjoy
Listen.. It’s Friday. I’m counting down the hours until The Happy One. I was out late last night boozing it up and once again, I’ve come in with nothing to report, so how about this? Salma Hayek doesn’t want to be skinny and I agree with her. That’s about it for now. I’ve got workday drinkin’ to do.
-Lou
[IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
Sup Kids,
A very tired and hungover Lazlo coming at you fresh from the Film Festival/Schmooze Fest/Kegger/Coke & Whore Party that is The Sundance Film Festival. I have to admit that I did not think much of Robert Redford until I saw a half naked fire dancer/stripper do blow of a female Studio Exec’s tits at an Xbox party, now I know when he started this film festival that he was a visionary and I am forever indebted to him.
I will have a complete wrap up on those final days in UT as soon as I catch up on some sleep, but I wanted to point out something happening today. That bitch Oprah has tossed her literary Soup Du Jour under the tour bus. She is having James Frey in so she can scold him for “feeling like he had to lie to sell his book.” This comes just days after she called in Larry King to defend the intentions of the man. Oprah you are a WHORE.
I wake up some days, hungover naturally, and get this anxiety that I haven’t prepared anything to post for the day. Thursdays are the worst. LOST is on Wednesday’s and I’m not about to multitask blog when I’ve got Tailies and shit to deal with. But then I come into work, turn on the computer and sometimes, just sometimes, there it is. Or better yet, there HE is. Our Muse… the Male Tara, Kiefer. If only he would get more photos or maybe some huge fugly boobs then we could post more of his 24/7 drunken antics here.
Today’s gem brings us a “rail thin” Kiefer demanding booze at 9am, (a perfectly normal time to start drinking if one needs to “wind down from a very long night”), at Ye Rustic Inn in Los Feliz then saying his wallet was stolen and getting some sucker to pay for everything. I love this man. He’s everything Lazlo has aspired to be. All he needs is some cash and a ridiculous show on FOX and shit, he would be him.
Interesting side note: Last time I was at this very bar, I had probably 7 too many Tanq Rocks and then so frightened a buddy’s girlfriend by my alleged fondling of her that he was forced to call me the next day to make sure I knew they were together. And the worst part of it is, I’m notorious for fondling random girls, but this one time I didn’t and of course no one believed me. That’s why now, I just grab every girl I talk to. Just get that shit out the way.
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My manager told me, “Mitch, don’t use alcohol as a crutch.” I can’t use alcohol as a crutch because a crutch is something that helps me walk. Alcohol severely fucks up the way I walk. It’s more like the step I didn’t see.
–MItch Hedberg
What happened last night, and why does my pussy hurt?
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Well, better late than never, right? She’s got the number one movie with Underworld: Evolution that her husband directed. She’s got a couple kids and still has an amazing body. A wonderful English accent. She lights up right after she gets out of the gym. I mean, I bet this girl can drink me under the table. At least that’s one of my fantasies. Ha.
–Nude NSFW images after the jump–
