On Friday night, our spy reports Wilson hooked up with Knoxville at the Meatpacking District’s Hog Pit barbecue, where they both “seemed com pletely out of their minds.” Says the source: “On Johnny’s way out, he flipped out on a guy who called him a peach and threw the guy into a table, which broke in two. He then hit himself in his own head, as if trying to sober himself up. Sunday afternoon, the duo hit cocktail hour a tad early at Milady’s Bar in SoHo, where they blended right in. Shades-wearing Knoxville and puffy-looking Wilson shot pool and kept the drinks coming – until Knoxville cut out with a short blond woman. Wilson, who’s filming “Super Ex-Girlfriend” in New York with Uma Thurman, looked as if “someone had slipped him a Mickey” and was “mumbling his words” as he chatted with a slinky, raven-haired “rocker chick.” After the woman left, Wilson wandered out onto Thompson Street but was ushered back in by the bartender for forgetting to pay his tab.”

Throwing guys around.. Hitting themselves.. Mumbling incoherently.. Who do these guys think they are? Me and Lazlo? Please. You, sirs are no Lou & Lazlo. I don’t care how many times you’ve thrown yourself down the street in a shopping cart or picked up your brother Owen’s leftover ladies.
[NY Post]