In the Mix – Please refer to the title of this post.

9 Drinks to Enjoy
Just Friends – There is no such thing as “just friends.” They’re just girls who you’ve already roofied and you know they just lay there.

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Rent – I think I would actually rather get AIDS than see this film.

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Yours, Mine & Ours – When it comes to kids, they’re yours, yours and yours. I don’t care what the test says.

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The Ice Harvest – Sometimes I sit down and try to find the snark to throw at these damn movies and I just can’t do it. Cusack. Billy Bob. Egon. Shit! I’m sure it’s a piece of shit because these always end up being those, but damn it, I just want it to be good. So there.

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