Late last week we all lost track of spotdog.. He may have wandered off into the desert on some peyote driven quest as far as I know, but until we find out where the hell he is, I, Lou, will be doing the thankless task of bringing you the PreView Reviews…
Chicken Little – Remember that cute story you heard when you were a kid about the little chicken who thought the sky was falling? Well, this is nothing like that. This has a huge pig thingy getting into a fight with a ATM machine.

Dear Pixar,
Please don’t leave. We’re sorry we were so selfish. We promise we’ll be better this time. Just come back and show us how to make good movies again.
Love Always,
Disney
P.S. You know Eisner’s gone, right?

8 Drinks to Enjoy
Jarhead – Jarhead just makes me think of waterhead which makes me think of Git Er Done which makes me think of rednecks which makes me think of moonshine which makes me think of getting completely blitzed in the middle of nowhere drinking out of a mason jar… huh. jar…head.

5 Drinks to Enjoy