PreView Reviews: Get Drunk Or Puke Tryin’
Derailed – In this farce, an attractive man cheats on Jennifer Aniston and all hell breaks loose. Now, we all know that’s not how it happens. In really real life, you get to bang the hottest craziest chick in Hollywood and get to be an instant father to a couple third world kids she bought while on her travels. Stupid Hollywood.
8 Drinks to Enjoy
Get Rich or Die Tryin’ – Even with Bono as your director, Fitty, you sir, are no Eminem.
9 Drinks to Enjoy
Zathura – Kids play a board game and then all kinds of crazy shit starts happening. From the writer of Jumanji. No Shit? Really? Huh. At least Robin Williams isn’t all up in this one. I just can’t wait until they get to Saturn and Vince Vaughn is smoking on one of the rings and tells the little brats just how money they really are.
4 Drinks to Enjoy
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