Kirsten Dunst Is A Sorry Drunk

kirsten dunst 16.jpgI was so busy yesterday, (read: blind drunk at work), that I failed to mention that everybody’s favorite snaggle-toothed, saggy breasted, peaked at age 10 actress, (no, not Drew this time), Kirstent Dunst is apparently a fall down drunk and she’s not afraid to admit it.
After making an ass out of herself at her Elizabethtown premiere by showing up drunk and just being a general pain in the ass, she goes on Leno and drops this little nugget of gold.
“I stock up on Veuve Cliquot champagne. I buy it from Costco – cheap there I have lots of alcohol and no food in my fridge”. When asked by Leno whether she was worried about her drinking habits, the screen beauty added: “Well, maybe in a few months you will see me in a rehab clinic.”
Well, Kiki, I think I speak for everyone when I say we’re all rooting for you. We know you can do it. And if you’re going to go the Costco route, let me just say that you can get more bang for your buck with Andre, not that Veuve Cliquot shit.

10 comments

  1. kidtiger says:

    are her tits really that saggy? i think you’re confusing “saggy” with “real.” i live in hollywood so i know it’s hard sometimes to remember that.

  2. cc says:

    I think the issue is she never wears a bra. Therefore they tend to point in a downward direction. Also, bad posture. She slumps forward and has a hump forming on her back. Possibly from lack of nutrients.

  3. Anton says:

    What are you on about, I think she’s perfect!

  4. tb says:

    She is so fu*kin nasty. Snaggle tooth, check, thin nast hair, check, saggy grandma boobs, check. nasty lanky body…check, the list goes on.

  5. Dave says:

    I JUS WONID 2 SAY I’VE SEEN EVRY FILM kIRSTENS BEEN IN AND THE FIRST WAS ‘TRUEHEART’. SHE IS AN AMAZING ACTOR, I HOPE SHE STAYS AN ACTOR LONGER THAN BARBARA WINDSOR.

  6. Jack says:

    I personally think that Kirsten Dunst has a natural beauty about her. I love all her movies. She has a certain attitude that makes her perfect for the films she plays in. In todays age and society we want perfection but with Kirsten, she has it naturally without all the makeup and faNCY clothes.

  7. karim says:

    wanna sleep with her

  8. karim says:

    any girl sweety like kirsten
    send me her pic if nude i`ll more happy karim_man1@hotmail.com

  9. Mr Strong says:

    Normally I wouldn’t even respond to a cheap shot on a crappy website like this but someone needs to tell this author a word of truth.
    This article is just a sleazy attack based on conjecture. Not only she looks great but is also an amazing actor. And if she has a glass of alcohol from time to time, and can joke about it, it means she is normal human being.
    BTW, I wouldn’t be surprised if the moron who wrote runs this website also believes in “creationsm” :).

  10. Jenny says:

    If those are saggy boobs then you have never seen real tits you faggot. http://www.observationdeck.org/lip_images/kirs.jpg