Bud Shocked Kids Like Ping Pong

So, Bud is pulling the plug on its big promotion of Bud Pong which is a version of a SIGD oldie but a goodie Beer Pong played on a Budweiser table with Budweiser cups and drinking… Well if you were under 21 the game instructions were that you drink water. You see they tried “Bud Rope”, “Buddely Winks”, and the oh so disastrous “Buds and Ladders™.” You would have to think the blessed ones at Anheiser Busch would have learned their lessons. Look, we all know that they want kids to drink their beer, get addicted to its smooth refreshing taste, and spend the rest of their lives racing to the 7-11 after work so they can plunk down 10 bucks of their hard earned money on a 12 pack just like their Uncle Lazlo. And we all know that beer pong is for pussies that need organized structure to binge drink. Grow a sack people. The only reason you need to binge drink is if your eyes are open. Yes, they marketed a game to kids so they could spread the gospel of booze. Water is Wet. Sky is Blue. The Pope shits in the woods. Tom Cruise is gay. OK, so the pope probably doesn’t shit in the woods but you get the idea. We should encourage our kids to join the boozy nation as quickly as possible so they can learn how to work construction with a hangover, which is the only skill they are going to need.
This is Lazlo saying, Tom Cruise is very happy and by that I mean he is very gay.