Now some people would like to jump to the conclusion that our favorite lush has cleaned up her act in this recent photos taken as she leaves Koi, but let’s all cross our fingers that that’s not the case. Tara, if you’re reading this, (and I KNOW that you are), don’t you dare even think of ending the boozing. You weren’t raised to be a quitter were you? Just think if Jonas Salk would’ve quit, we wouldn’t have a polio vaccine or, to put it in more equateable terms sweetie, what if Arthur Guiness had quit? We wouldn’t have that dark nectar of the gods. So far our sake, and yours, go put on a mini skirt you could barely fit into in high school and get out there and drink some fuckin Jager shots!
[Hollywood Rag]