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Archive for October 2005

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Perhaps the worst place to have a conjoined twin.
Posted by: S.O. Mac
‘Dammit…hold still! My wife will kill me if I come home without my wedding band.’
Posted by: JaneDoh
So sorry, but so hard to get good grip on vibrating koto.
Posted by: SumoFan
Does this tickle?
Posted by: Patti
Ok, now sir…turn and cough…
Posted by: Sweepea
Do you smell something?
Posted by: 527
I’ve got to get a new chiropractor.
Posted by: steve
Please Please let this be the one night I don’t get Sh*1 faced!!!!
Posted by: MayHem

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Did you guys just see the Red Hot Chili Peppers run through here just now?”
-Lou
Due to a typo, the Senate’s Octoberfest celebration takes a very bizzare turn indeed.
Posted by: S.O. Mac
I smell it … its me & my sh*t album!
Posted by: 527

Congratulations Pink Sox! From Lazlo & Lou

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Go Cubs!

Take That Back.. Kiki Is The New Tara

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From Elizabethtown to Taradise in no time.
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Drunk Quote Of The Day

drunkquote.jpg“The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.”
–Humphrey Bogart

Dakota Fanning: The New Tara Reid?

56291528_3605b5a7d8_o.jpgHow’s that for a headline? If Hollywood does its job, maybe some day she will be.
I’m not quite sure how I feel about this, but it has to be said. I believe that our loyal reader Papercuts! may have an unhealthy obsession with Ms. Fanning. He sent us that freaky pic of her in the Clockwork Orange headgear and now he’s sent in this…
The Dakota Fanning Countdown Clock
I really have nothing else to add to this except that I feel icky. And for the next 2309 days, Papercuts!, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Michael Jackson, overcome with excitement, spills Jesus Juice all over his pants when a busload of terminally ill young boys breaks down in front of his hotel window.
-Lou
Speakin’ of “no one’s looking.”
-Lou
“What do you mean Emmanuel Lewis was twenty-fucking one the entire time?!?!”
Posted by: Papercuts!
Jackson attempts to hold a mouthful of vitamin packed “young lad oil” in his mouth
Posted by: Hoarsevomit

I Need A F@%$*# Drink

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Well, we should be back up and running smoothly again.. Back to the old style until I can figure out a way get Bill Gates killed. Now I’m so freakin tired of this, I can’t even muster up the energy to post anything. Ah, who am I kidding? What am I going to do, work? HA!
Should be back in business soon.
As Always, Mahalo,
-Lou

So, Windows Internet Explorer Can Suck It…

Listen… I know the layout is all fkd up. I know that the columns are jumping all over the place if you’re using IE5/Win or some shit. All I can tell you is GET FIREFOX! I can’t do this anymore.. It’s too late here. I have to get up tomorrow and Allah knows I can’t possible get all this to work tonight, especially after all these Natural Ices I’ve been drinking. Shit, even Rex couldn’t help me. Given, he’s too busy worrying about Alba’s titties, or lack thereof, to really get involved in some CSS semantical argument, but them’s be the facts. So, until tomorrow, when I can waste more time on this at my “job,” this two column BS has to suffice…
Good Night & Good Luck,
Lou
P.S. To all those people who reached out to help me today, (read: NOBODY), I say thanks from the bottom of my heart, (read: TAINT).

SorryIGotDrunk Technical Difficulties – Windows Users – Need Your Help

580581ef.jpgSo, most of you regular readers have probably noticed that I got all drunk on Coors a couple weeks ago and decided to change the look of the site a bit. I just wanted to give you all a heads up to empty your cache in order to display everything correctly. I noticed some BS this morning on Explorer with it not showing the right column, but it was fixed by emptying the cache. Everything has been looking fine on my Mac using Safari, Netscape & Firefox, but if case you are having any issues, please let me know and I’ll do whatever I can to fix them.
Your Loyal Drunken Servant,
Lou
UPDATE: Apparently, this is still not working on Windows IE. Anyone out there that can help? I’m in an all Mac environment and can’t do anything about it. I will do what I can to reciprocate. (No Handies).