Being a rabid Phish fan and even rabider drunk, it’s always good to hear of the two worlds colliding. Not that it’s really news that apparently Trey Anastasio got drunk one night in New York. I’m sure he’s been at least ten steps higher than that on many a night. The real news here is that it made Page Six. So this is what the gossip rags have come to? Reporting about a drunk musician who is responsible enough to have the bar owner’s son give him a ride home. Whoah. Stop the fucking press. No Hookers? No Lohan? Nope. Just some little known counterculture rocker out for a little free form improvisational drunkeness. Sounds good to me.