- Yeah right and our alien forefathers might fly out of my…OH MY GOD!
- I am just going to stand here like this, and if anyone rubs there crotch on my ass, I will sue them to prove I am not gay. After we finish of course.
- You don’t know the history of calisthenics. I KNOW CALISTHENICS!
- Stretch 1, 2, 3 4. I’m not gay 1, 2, 3, 4, as you can see 1, 2, 3, 4.
- Help. I think I broke my back. Stop being glib and get me some ritalin. It’s a street drug, you know.
- This is a new move I like to call the Scientology Stretch. Usually it’s used on the truth.
- Wow Level E18 is really a bitch.
- What can I say; Katie likes to use a strap on – WE ARE IN REAL LOVE CAN’T YOU SEE THAT!
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