Being in the spotlight can be tough. The life of a celebrity is a not an easy one. Just ask America’s Favorite Ese™ Margaret. When he gets up in the morning and walks down the driveway to pick up his new Doo Rags that came in the mail, he’s got himself standing there trying to get an autograph. Every time he’s seen leaving the Extra Long T-Shirt Store, he’s got to deal with his own gangly arms reaching out to get some damn magazine sribbled on. Being a celebrity stalker who has become a celebrity by association isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. In these newest pics with Eva Longoria, he may have managed to not show his face, but anyone well versed in Margaretology knows it’s our man.

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