Can’t find an outlet to plug in that pesky blender when you’re camping or tailgating? Trying to find some new ways to make your guy friends jealous and your girl friends a little more afraid and possibly disgusted? Well, your prayers have been answered by the Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Blender. Seriously, you can just toss a bunch of booze into this thing, pull the ripcord and actually rev the fucker like a motorcycle. All it needs is a flat screen and an ashtray and I’m convinced Laz would quit his job. God bless whoever thought of this.
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This is the only way I would be caught dead with a DaiQueeri. It must make the manliest foo foo drinks in the history of the game. But alas, I would only quit my job if this thing had a flat screen, an ashtray, and a wet hole.