Co-Workers – Can’t live with them, can’t drink them. We all work with/for stupid pieces of shit that suck major taint to Hell I work with more then a few, and to them I am probably a stupid piece of shit that sucks major taint (mmmmm taint). So the next time you are chatting up the little cutie from accounting whom you hope to score a night of drunken sex that she will regret for a long time, and some douche bag with no sense of smell comes by and tries to ask you about an email he sent you and if you have had the time to address it, say one of the following and let the good times roll.
10. How about never? Is never good for you?
9. You know I drive by your place on my way home, and in completely unrelated news I carry a gun.
8. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
7. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don’t give a damn.
6. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be…?

5. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
4. Did your parents ever try and leave you at the park
3. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
2. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
1. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
This is Lazlo, saying – if you wake up next to a girl and you have to check her pulse, you had a good night in my book.