squirrelflask.jpgSeriously, forget the Beamer or the Roofies, nothing makes a girl’s legs fall open faster than whipping out your dead stuffed cute little fluffy squirrel at the bar, ripping its cute little fuzzy head off and sucking down some dark brown grain alcohol out of its stiff, lifeless body.
So, with that, I offer you The Squirrel Liquor Decanter brought to you by Custom Creature Taxidermy Arts. And if you’re in the mood to be a little grossed out and most likely disturbed, check out the other wonderful dead animal gifts they offer, like the Cat Mummy or the Bisected Bull Testicle. Fun for the whole family.