Hey kids, Lou here… You know, sometimes I wonder how the hell I ended up with a website named SorryIGotDrunk, then I wake up at midnight on a Sunday night, drunk in the back seat of my car parked on some random street in Hollywood with a freaking parking ticket on the windshield and somehow it all makes sense. I’m still piecing the details of the weekend together. I remember there was a party with the TVgasm crew on Saturday.. I’m pretty sure that Lazlo got arrested or something like that.. I’m sure there’s more that will come to me as the day progresses so I’m going to try something new today. I’m going to liveblog Monday, in a sense. I’m going to start listing stuff I’m thinking about, and as more stuff comes to me, I’ll add them. So check back throughout the day and maybe I’ll have some funny shit there for ya. But just know, there’s also a distinct chance I’ll pass out before lunch and get fired for sleeping at my desk. Again.
- I had planned on posting something about the fact that there was no new Cruise News™ this weekend, then of course, this happens. Well played Tommy. Well played.
- Why are there a million unbelievably hot girls in LA and yet I go home and Tivo Jessica Simpson videos? Jesus Christ.
- Saw Hitch on Netflix this weekend. One word. Areyoufuckingkiddingme?
- Saw National Treasure on Netflix this weekend. Jerry Bruckheimer is my god. That movie was crap, yet I really enjoyed it. It’s kind of like hooking up with fat girls. You go in with low expectations, and you leave with a smile on your face.
11:50 – Seeing Ralph Macchio on Entourage reminded me of how much he looks like me. Can you tell which one of these pictures is Ralph and which one is me?
12:18 – Fuck Kool-Aid. It’s Prison Wine for me.
12:28 – This Guy either loves our site or is perpetrating that it’s his. I’m emailing him right now.2:10 – So, Steve is just a fan and now I’ve gone and scared him into changing the link. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. See.. this is why I don’t say anything. Steve – If you’re out there reading this, don’t change a thing man. We love all three of our fans and need all the help we can get. Here’s to Steve.. The coolest drunk at California University of Pennsylvania. Ladies – Sleep with this man ASAP!
2:15 – What a productive day, huh? I wonder how I can further alienate our readers today. Post their social security numbers? Email each of them personally and tell them they suck? Sleep with their sisters? What can I say? I’m an idiot. And I’m ridculously hungover today. So, there’s that.
3:13 – Andy Milonakis is getting his own show. This is fantastic.
3:55 – Not really sure if you really need help “encouraging binge drinking,” but hey, sounds like a great idea to me. It’s kind of what I did yesterday.
7:08 – Well, now I’m home, (Coors 16ozer in hand), and I don’t think I can call this little experiment a success since we actually may now have less readers than before it, but what can I say? At least this Rocky Mountain Banquet Beer is winning the battle against that hangover that’s been plaguing me all day. Take that coffee! You’re weak, I tell ya! Weak! And it’s good to see we have our first “Comment Battle” going on underneath with Rex and Laz.. allegedly.
8:01 – Thanks, Steve… Sorry bout the drunken confusion.
I did not get arrested. I was simply detained for suspicion of drunk driving. Once that suspicion was confirmed I was on my way. This proves a very important point about being white in LA, you can pretty much do anything with the exception of having a cig while handcuff on the side of the street.
yeah lazlo, but you still rammed into the side of my car going down Sunset @ 50 mph. Fuckin ass dick.
I allegedly hit your car while going 50 Miles per hour while headed down sunset just east of Echo Park Road. Allegedly a dumb ass in a truck pulled out in front of me, allegedly leaving me no option but to bump you or allegedly die
Allegedly Rex
Laz, I distinctly remember another incident after a couple of 40s of Mickeys at my old house where you were “detained” temporarily on the 405 for speeding. Then, while fishing around in your pocket for a licence or something, pulled a baggie of “contraband” out instead. Right in front of the female officer no less, and she still let you go with a warning! Fuckin White People. You’ve gotta be the luckiest cracker since OJ Simpson. I guess you got the Juice now!
C-I-A-B-A-Double T-A Peace Out!