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I am just shocked.. SHOCKED at the news madeyoulaugh over at TVgasm is reporting about the real reason for the new and unimproved Lindsay Skelelohan. Her alleged cocaine and diet pill addiction. Actually, I’m not surprised at all as I also know some people who had to deal with her “exhaustion” on Herbie. I, being a ridiculous drug addict myself, spotted the signs some time ago, but was holding out hoping she might find Kaballah or Scientology or something so we can once again worship to the altar that was her heavenly rack.
But now that it’s plainly obvious that she’ll be dead in a year or so, I guess I can just move on to stalking someone else. I would like to take this time to thank the Jessica’s, Alba and Simpson. You ladies really stepped up when the world needed you most.
See Miss Alba’s Fantastic Two here and a ridiculously hot picture of Miss Simpson after the jump…


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