S-Lo: … But my nipples are always hard. It sucks. Guys don’t like that.
Lou: (sarcastic) Yeah, I know. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard a guy say, “She’s cool and all, but her nipples are always hard. I just think I have to break up with her.”
S-Lo: But if they’re always hard, how do you know when she’s excited?
B-Side: When your finger is wet.