As drunk as we’ve been lately, Laz & I have been doing pretty good at posting something almost every day now, and all day today, everytime I see that it’s apparently still Tuesday in SorryDrunkLand, I get a little pissed at my laziness.
So, in the spirit of virtually useless posts, I give you a couple alcohol-related gadgets I’ve come across at Gizmodo over the past couple of weeks.
The first is the Bottle Opener Sandals I spoke of in my very First Drunk Story way back in March. (Remember how much simpler life was back then? Sigh). You can find them over at Reef. Just in time for Summer. They’re called “The Fanning”. I can only assume they’re named after Dakota, being the raging alcoholic beach-goer she is.
Secondly, is one of the coolest little doodads I’ve yearned for in some time. It’s the Ring Thing Bottle Opener. This is the greatest thing to come along for my middle finger since The Shocker.
I guess this post wasn’t completely useless.. These are some good Tools Of The Trade.. Lou