Sandler vs. Stiller vs. Sith – No Matter Who Wins, We Lose

Hey all, spotdog here. First off, I would like to welcome all the TVgasm peeps who have stumbled onto our little site over the past couple days. Hopefully some of you will stick around, and now that the TV season has taken a break, (until Big Brother that is, right B-Side?), feel free to send in anything you think would be of interest to us here.
Well, now that we’ve finally got that Sith off our backs, I guess we can finally get on with the good movies, right? Let’s see…
The Longest Yard – Adam Sandler plays the Burt Reynolds role in this remake. I just hope he makes a career of it. I can’t wait for his take on Deliverance. Just think of the possibilities. Nelly could redo Dueling Banjos with Bo Bice. Angelina Jolie’s dad could work again. And instead of the audience bending over and taking it, well, you know where I’m going with this.
Besides, everyone knows who the real stars of this film are…

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Madagascar – Chris Rock is in this one too, except instead of playing a wise-cracking, street-wise stripe-wearing criminal behind bars in prison, he plays a wise-cracking street-wise zebra behind bars in a zoo. Get it? He’s black AND white. I just blew my mind. Oh, and David Schwimmer’s in it, so, well, there’s that.

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