TIME Magazine gets to the bottom of Dave Chappelle’s sudden South African hiatus… Some guy took one for the team by going to jail after throwing a beer at Jason “It’s Not A Tumor” Giambi… The Supreme Court steps in as Lazlo can now get blitzed on wine from 49 more states… My muse, Paris Hilton, goes on a 9 hour booze binge in Cannes.
Favorite Quote: “Look! I’ve got vodka and tequila all over my dress and my skin!”
(Click on the image for a better look at Ms. Hilton’s new Carl’s Jr. ad)