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This is when we arrived. That’s Laz on the left, obviously drunk with the garnish on his head.


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Early in the night, I drank my Raffle’s Bar Gin Sling through the straw…

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As did Laz and his Trader Vic’s Sling…

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But I was so excited to get my Suffering Bastard, that I just jumped right in.

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That didn’t turn out too well, though, as my tiny constitution couldn’t handle that much booze and I became, wait for it, a suffering bastard..

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Here we are at the end of the night…

drunk, no chicks, and crushed by a spoon an empty pint glass, again.

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This is what I had imagined it would be like inside the legendary establishment… Two topless Polynesians for every customer…Unfortunately, this was not the reality.