Archive for April 2005
It’s 420 Somewhere…
Happy 420 Everybody!!
In honor of April 20th, or 4/20, we take time from our drunken stupor to celebrate with our stoned brethren out there. Smoke ‘em if ya got em – and pass that shit, dude.
Here’s a few choice 420 links for ya…
- Of course, High Times is devoted entirely to 420.
- Wikipedia has a great little history on the many possible origins of the term.
- And of course Snopes also has a great little write up it as well.
But for the real trippy shit, you’ll have to check out after the jump…
Rome Sweet Rome
Bells ringing? White smoke? That can only mean one thing. I’ve gotten high and fallen down again? Well, yes, but also there is a new pope. That’s right! Just a mere 18 days after I declared the last one dead, they’ve picked a new friggin’ pope! So, crack open a nice bottle of Chianti (or Mad Dog 20/20) and let’s party like its 1399!!
Rest easy, dear Sorry Drunks, our lives can now return to normal. To a time when we had a strange little man in Italy to completely ignore. Thank God… or whomever is responsible.
By the way, I just found this picture with a quick Google search.. Ha!
Just A Quick Quote To Start Your Day…
“Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he’s carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he’s carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you’re drunk.”
–Jack Handey
Just A Lil Somethin’ To Make You Smile, Okay?
The lesson here, kids, is no matter how big and famous you get in this world, you’ll never escape the horror known as the Senior Year Picture.
Say “Whaat?” after the jump…
Quick Shots: Cigarettes, Booze, and 18 Year Olds – Is It Friday Already?
- In the “No Shit” file, Drinking makes smoking better? Who woulda thunk?
- Booze saves 981 people from death – and countless others from boredom.
- 18 to drink in VT? I don’t see a problem. What else is there to do in Vermont? Mushrooms? That’s about it, right?
Poor Oz Can’t Even Get Press For Being Arrested
So, TWO months ago, Chris Klein was arrested for a DUI. TWO MONTHS AGO!! I can’t even think of anything clever for that one. The story just writes itself.
Read the rest of the story at The Smoking Gun.
“I Don’t Think So, Scooter”
Ron White, the best of the “Blue Collar” guys, in my opinion, and a SorryDrunk All Star if there ever was one, made the news today. But, oddly enough, it’s for smoking. The story from the Lincoln Journal Star after the jump…
“You Guys Might Want To Buckle Up” – Prom Night 2005
God, I miss Tampa sometimes…
WINTER SPRINGS, Florida (AP) — Teens from Winter Springs say their limo driver for prom night was drunk. Patrick Curley and his nine friends hired a limo driver to be safe on a night known for underage drinking and occasional recklessness. But it was the limo driver who proved reckless last Saturday.
Deputies say 49-year-old Christina Tomacelli drove through stop signs, cut off other drivers and drove on the wrong side of the road. She is charged with driving under the influence of alcohol and refusing to submit to a blood-alcohol test. Deputies say they found a half-empty bottle of Smirnoff Citrus Twist on the center console next to the driver’s seat. She also told deputies that she had been drinking wine.
The students had to ask the driver to pull over and then took the keys out of the ignition. Their parents had to take them to the prom — one and a half hours late.
I Can’t Put My Finger On What Went Wrong…
So dear readers, again it takes me until Wednesday to write anything resembling an entry about the weekend. Except this time I’m typing with nine good fingers because my drunk ass cut the tip off my finger yesterday in a freak work-related X-acto knife accident.
