Maybe She Should Order Two More – You Know, Hedge Her Bets

Just to let you know, that yes, I am still alive, here’s a quick link to our friends over at Defamer, who found this wonderful pic at Goldenfiddle. But this just again raises that age-old Hollywood question…
How many attempts will it take for Tara Reid to suckle one of the two margarita straws in front of her before her left implant bursts, possible killing half of the customers at El Torito?
My guess is 4. Any thoughts?