Hey all. spotdog here. What an exciting time to be young and alive in Hollywood! This glorious weekend, we get a sequel no one asked for, with a new lead actor no one wanted and a book adaptation that probably shouldn’t have happened in the first place. Oh, Joy. On with the reviews…
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Supposedly the holy grail for geeks. A book they’ve been waiting decades for to be made into a movie. Too bad it’ll inevitably let them down and again Hollywood will rape one of their most cherished childhood memories. See, THIS is why I never learned how to read. And everyone knows I stopped cherishing things in the fall of 1987.

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XXX: State of the Union – Who thought that an actor as puffy as Ice Cube could be an action star? Apparently some coked out executive trying to reach that hot “urban” demographic. Never did I think I would be missing the acting chops of Vin Diesel. And, seriously, it’s not even any fun to make fun of Sam Jackson’s career choices anymore. All he needs to do is “Look Who’s Talking Again Now” and then it all would have come full circle.

8 Drinks to Enjoy