Archive for March, 2005
Jesus Christ, What a Weekend
Mar 30th
Louie here…
So, after an Easter weekend that can only be described as “eye-opening,” here I am back at work again. This website has quickly become the bane of my short web existence as each day I stare at the empty screen wondering what lame recollection I can summon to share with my reader(s).
See, I’ve come to realize that I’m much better at being sorry that I got drunk than I am at actually conveying those feelings to others. Love the irony, right?
So, until I can get my shit together and actually write a quality story, I’ve got a list of 17 things I learned this weekend…
1. Even if it is “All You Can Drink,” six guys sitting around in a bar in West Hollywood drinking mimosas, watching Meat Loaf videos, and taunting each other to “ride the bull” might be a little bit gay.
2. Good Friday can be great even if you’re not Christian as long as there is tequila involved.
Just A Few Quotes…
Mar 29th
These from Oscar Wilde:
“I have made an important discovery… that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.”
“Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
Promises, Promises…
Mar 23rd
First off, I would like to apologize to all zero of our readers for being so scarce the past few days. Some hangovers last longer than others. So, it’s been a crazy week since I’ve been around SorryDrunkLand… and look at all the great news I missed. There’s been some great Drunks In The News that definitely deserve mentioning.
First off, let’s all raise our glasses of Guiness to the Post-St. Patrick’s Day Rehab Induction of the one and only P.O.B. – Pat O’Brien. And to top it off, there’s the wonderful voice mail messages making their way around the Net faster than Paris Hilton’s dilated pupils.
Click here for a link to our friends TVGasm who have posted the messages.
Here’s a couple of the other great P.O.B. related fare:
The I’m Stuck in Rehab with Pat O’Brien blog.
The New York Daily News has a great story here.
You know I’ll try to keep on top of this story as it develops. More later…
Keira Knightley Drunk, Naked, Nude, Free Pix
Mar 14th
In a blatant attempt to use the search words above to get people to stumble onto the site, I give you a story that actually is slightly relevant.
Keira got drunk before she did her love scene in The Jacket with Adrian Brody. That’s it. No big deal, really. I get drunk before all my sex scenes, too. Unfortunately, it’s usually just me and the camera. But I’m drunk, nonetheless.
Read the rest of the story at The Sun.
Drunk Walking
Mar 11th
Use your mouse to see how far you can walk the drunk down the sidewalk.
The best I’ve done is 83 meters.
Click here for link…
A Few Quotes…
Mar 10th
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”
–Hunter S Thompson.
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.”
–Jack Handey
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
–Dave Barry
BACKSTREET’S DRUNK… ALRIGHT!
Mar 9th
Just couldn’t resist the temptation to get our first mug shot up. Of course it’s a Backstreet Boy, but what can you do?
With his little brother Aaron pictured in the National Enquirer last week smoking weed, someone should really send a card or something to Mama Carter.
Read the rest of the story at The Smoking Gun.
I THINK I STEPPED IN ONE OF THESE ON THE FARM ONCE
Mar 8th
An unidentified reader sent in this camera phone picture from an ad above a urinal. Besides the logistics of the actual picture-taking, the drink sounds intriguing.
Obviously, we would recommend the 100 proof schnapps. 30 proof? What is this junior high? And even though I’ve just about tired on the whole Red Bull craze, you had me at Jager.
Click on the pic for the full image and read the ingredients after the jump…
10-4 GOOD BUDDY!
Mar 7th
Just a quick post… These guys turned this old board game into a drinking game. Sounds like some good ole clean fun to me.
Click here for the link…
R2DUI
Mar 1st
Star Wars actor Kenny Baker has been found guilty of drunk driving and slapped with a one-year road ban. The 70-year-old vertically challenged actor–who played robot R2-D2 in the original trilogy–has also been ordered to pay a $209 fine for driving his Maroon Mercedes in Lancashire, England, on December 17 with 92 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millimeters of blood. But far from being pessimistic about his driving ban, Baker hopes his criminal offence will lead to love. He jokes, “I’m on the lookout for a lady chauffeur, but I’d prefer it if she was two foot six inches. “I did break the law, so I have to be punished.”