First off, I would like to apologize to all zero of our readers for being so scarce the past few days. Some hangovers last longer than others. So, it’s been a crazy week since I’ve been around SorryDrunkLand… and look at all the great news I missed. There’s been some great Drunks In The News that definitely deserve mentioning.
First off, let’s all raise our glasses of Guiness to the Post-St. Patrick’s Day Rehab Induction of the one and only P.O.B. – Pat O’Brien. And to top it off, there’s the wonderful voice mail messages making their way around the Net faster than Paris Hilton’s dilated pupils.
Click here for a link to our friends TVGasm who have posted the messages.
Here’s a couple of the other great P.O.B. related fare:
The I’m Stuck in Rehab with Pat O’Brien blog.
The New York Daily News has a great story here.
You know I’ll try to keep on top of this story as it develops. More later…

In a blatant attempt to use the search words above to get people to stumble onto the site, I give you a story that actually is slightly relevant.
Keira got drunk before she did her love scene in The Jacket with Adrian Brody. That’s it. No big deal, really. I get drunk before all my sex scenes, too. Unfortunately, it’s usually just me and the camera. But I’m drunk, nonetheless.
Read the rest of the story at The Sun.

Just couldn’t resist the temptation to get our first mug shot up. Of course it’s a Backstreet Boy, but what can you do?
With his little brother Aaron pictured in the National Enquirer last week smoking weed, someone should really send a card or something to Mama Carter.
Read the rest of the story at The Smoking Gun.

Star Wars actor Kenny Baker has been found guilty of drunk driving and slapped with a one-year road ban. The 70-year-old vertically challenged actor–who played robot R2-D2 in the original trilogy–has also been ordered to pay a $209 fine for driving his Maroon Mercedes in Lancashire, England, on December 17 with 92 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millimeters of blood. But far from being pessimistic about his driving ban, Baker hopes his criminal offence will lead to love. He jokes, “I’m on the lookout for a lady chauffeur, but I’d prefer it if she was two foot six inches. “I did break the law, so I have to be punished.”