Associated Press
12:13 PM CDT, August 27, 2008

FORT MADISON, Iowa - An Illinois man who police say held five people hostage in a motel in Fort Madison, Iowa, was arrested after he sent two of his hostages on a beer run.

Police say 33-year-old Jason Slagel of Moline is charged with five counts of false imprisonment and going armed with intent. They say Slagel pulled a knife during an argument Tuesday night with another man and told the people in the room that they wouldn't be allowed to leave.

One man was cut and Slagel had a cut on his hand, but police say the injuries weren't serious.

Police say Slagel eventually got thirsty and sent two hostages out for beer.

After they left, they called police and Slagel was arrested without incident.

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Hey Drunks,

Something like 2 months ago a nice gentleman in Michigan had the nuts to blindly send me a huge glass boot to drink my savory happy juice from on the pretense that all I would have to do is write a review and the gift would be mine for all eternity. So, what did I do?

At first, I completely forgot to even drink out of the damn thing.

Weeks went by..

Then, finally, the night came. I was home and half lit already when I remembered, aloud, "I HAVE A GIANT GLASS BOOT I SHOULD BE DRINKING THIS BEER OUT OF!!"

You'll never guess what I did next.. I filled that damn thing up with beer and drank out of it. I know. Who saw that coming?

Unfortunately, I had no German beer laying around but the Pacifico I did have worked beautifully and another debaucherous evening was completed.

Weeks went by..

So now, wracked with guilt over the shiny glass boot that is still sitting in my kitchen, I am finally getting back to writing this review.

All in all, I can honestly say it was an enjoyable experience. Other than the fact that on the one they sent, the foot on the base of the boot was a tad too small which I know will inevitably lead to my spilling of its precious cargo, I love the damn thing and would totally recommend to anyone who is looking for some new footwear for swilling booze from.

(Although I suppose you could drink juice from it too).

That just gave me a great idea. The biggest baddest Mimosa the world has ever seen!!

Go check out BierBootHaus right now for more beer boot goodness..

Mahalo,
Lou

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It's the new site I'm running!!.. Once I get the kinks worked out, I will be back, but until then.. Go! Click! Laugh! Enjoy!

Mahalo,
Roddy

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